Three bats being annoyed as they have nothing to do in the cave decide to make a competition between them, who will get to drink more blood. The bats come out of the cave and the first bat flew away to find his victims.
At the return, the two bats see his mouth full of blood and ask him
“Wow, how did you do that, where did you got all that blood on your chin?”
The first bat answers: heh, do you see that village over there (pointing to a village)?
The other two bats answer, Yeah.
So the first bat says, well go there and you will find out.

The second bat flew away to find his victims and win the competition, on his return the two bats notice his whole mouth is full of blood so they ask “wohooo, how did you manage that? i think you are the winner damn”
The second bat says: you see that city over there? Well go there, and you will find out.

The third and last bat flew away, full of eager to win this competition. After awhile the third bat returns to the other bats. The two bats remain shocked when they see the third bat covered all over his body with blood. They ask him “wow bat, you are definitively the winner of this competition, now reveal us your secret, how did you manage to beat us up to this level and get covered your whole body with blood?”
The third bat answers: Do you see that street light over there guys?
The bats answer: Yes
The third bat: Well, I didn’t.

This joke was posted by Astrit

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