On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about golf, greeting him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
“Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir,” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick […]

A couple of new Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ” My friend is dead! […]

Along time ago in a far away place their was a little indian boy. One day the little boy wondered who named all the children in the tribe. So he went to his mother and asked, ” Mother, who names all the people in the tribe?” And the mother replied, “the Great Chief of our […]

Three bats being annoyed as they have nothing to do in the cave decide to make a competition between them, who will get to drink more blood. The bats come out of the cave and the first bat flew away to find his victims.
At the return, the two bats see his mouth full of […]

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this joke.

A thief stuck a gun barrel in a man’s ribs and said “Give me your money!”
The man, shocked by the sudden attack said “You can’t do this; I’m a United States Congressman!”
The thief replied “In that case, give me MY money!”