Blonde girl and brunette girl jumping from a high building, quick question who touches the ground first?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pantsand all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand
why they were killing each other over […]

Question: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
Answer: The joystick is wet.

A blonde girl keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she keeps doing that.
The blonde girl replies “My computer keeps telling me that i’ve got mail”.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested