I wonder what was this gorilla thinking or looking at that made him smile in this goofy way..i love this picture

A couple of new Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ” My friend is dead! […]

Along time ago in a far away place their was a little indian boy. One day the little boy wondered who named all the children in the tribe. So he went to his mother and asked, ” Mother, who names all the people in the tribe?” And the mother replied, “the Great Chief of our […]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pantsand all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand
why they were killing each other over […]

Three bats being annoyed as they have nothing to do in the cave decide to make a competition between them, who will get to drink more blood. The bats come out of the cave and the first bat flew away to find his victims.
At the return, the two bats see his mouth full of […]

Question: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
Answer: The joystick is wet.

A blonde girl keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she keeps doing that.
The blonde girl replies “My computer keeps telling me that i’ve got mail”.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this joke.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

A thief stuck a gun barrel in a man’s ribs and said “Give me your money!”
The man, shocked by the sudden attack said “You can’t do this; I’m a United States Congressman!”
The thief replied “In that case, give me MY money!”